"You made your fart. I made your queef."
Owner being poetic
#the comedy i live with
So this one time, I had a scab made of boogies on the inside of my nose that was really irritating but I couldn’t pick, so I told Owner to make sure I didn’t pick it so it could heal. We were in the car and Boogie Wonderland by Earth, Wind, and Fire came on and Owner was all, “This is your nose right now!”
This is my farrier. I’m kinda attracted to him. At least the way his junk looks in jeans and chaps.
Okay so I guess I will talk about this thing
My dad’s brother and his family are kind of dicks. They got in this huge fight with my grandmother like a year before she died about dad’s brother K being overseas and not telling my grandmother updates. So stupid. Then we see them for my grandmother’s funeral, like five years ago. My sister gets married and they say B, their son, has finals the Monday after the Saturday she is getting married so none of them can come. Then they invite us to J, another son’s, wedding. That’s this weekend. My dad said if I don’t go I might wait until my grandfather dies before I see them again. We’re going to up the coast tomorrow to see J and some girl he has known four years get married. Part of me wonders if it’s that J is in the military and gets mad benefits if he is married. I don’t know J’s fiancee. H, the daughter, is a teenager now. I haven’t seen her since she was like ten. I will have nothing to talk about with them but feel like they will always look down on me if I don’t go. I will miss Owner. At least I have my brother there.
rick wearing a bdsm version of a riding outfit and using a riding crop to help 'correct' a leather bound pony girl's posture
AH I LOVE PONYPLAY
#rick and morty
And then I’m the guest of honor at the Anime Dad Convention and they all fuck me the end
Found this on a ‘I-Hate-Murrsuits’ blog, and thought it deserved a little more respect.
I showed this to slut and she said I know that guy! Slut saw this guy’s dicktip in person…….
So, this guy lives in the same state as us. He went to a dungeon I’ve gone to, and he goes to furry conventions. Dunno if he remembers me, but I remember him.