So my heart started skipping while masturbating and all I could think was, “If I have a heart attack, I hope I have enough time to close my browser before I pass out.”

didyouknowwaltdisney:

A little late but I forgot to put this up, As many of you know Kilimanjaro Safari’s no longer has any story on the ride and the animatronic star Little red disappeared when the story did. But don’t worry he lives on! Taken by a Cast member and posted on reddit, somewhere in a backstage area in Animal Kingdom the little guy greets cast members on their way to work!

harlequinofhorror:

slashjunky:

harlequinofhorror:

globalsoftpirka:

cupcake-lovin-lizard:

king-of-confections:

slashjunky:

Remember when we all crushed on basically Ed Wynn

(OOC: “Remember?” I’m still doing it. >_>)

((OOC: Heh-heh me too, me too *high-fives*))

I’m blushing right now you guys…

He’s cute and all, as in “puppy” cute, not Hugh Dancy in Hannibal (HNNNGH) cute, but I still don’t get it.

And dude, I get the woobie aspect, but… he doesn’t come off like a woobie to me. More like a spoiled little psycho manchild. Jack, thoughts?

Jack: “He’s a tubby bitch.”

OK, whatever.

You don’t need to get it, just fucking let people be hot for who they want to

And then there’s THIS asshole.

I wasn’t attacking ANYBODY, I was making a joke about how I didn’t get the guy’s appeal, and now this one’s rolling up in here like I clubbed another baby seal. Oh, DRAMATIZE, girl.

I ain’t even bothering with no worthless fight with this idiot, but I am gonna leave this here as a lesson in how NOT to be an asshole on Tumblr.

harlequinofhorror:

globalsoftpirka:

cupcake-lovin-lizard:

king-of-confections:

slashjunky:

Remember when we all crushed on basically Ed Wynn

(OOC: “Remember?” I’m still doing it. >_>)

((OOC: Heh-heh me too, me too *high-fives*))

I’m blushing right now you guys…

He’s cute and all, as in “puppy” cute, not Hugh Dancy in Hannibal (HNNNGH) cute, but I still don’t get it.

And dude, I get the woobie aspect, but… he doesn’t come off like a woobie to me. More like a spoiled little psycho manchild. Jack, thoughts?

Jack: “He’s a tubby bitch.”

OK, whatever.

Sometimes Pandora plays random compilation albums. This one pops up every now and then and I can’t help but think.. That’s not what being on the down low means. It means fucking dudes away from your heterosexual relationship.

local-shop:

halcyonharlot:

holdingfermata:

“It is worth noting that the Viceroy butterfly, in real life, developed its coloration in order to mimic the Monarch, because Monarchs are poisonous to lizards and birds and so forth. That is, the Viceroy is not harmful, but only pretending to be.)”- Todd Alcott in his review of SPHINX Rising featured Here. 

Took me a while to get the joke. :|

i’m feeling

i’m feeling really hard right now

oh my actual fucking god