You guys don’t know how much I fuss and am cranky to Owner if you did you would know she is a saint
Getting five minutes to sit down and eat my lunch after four hours straight of physical labor is probably the best feeling in the world. Also knowing I’ve done all the heavy lifting for the day is nice too, and I will very soon be laying with my baby and watching cute anime. Ya’ll need to lay with a fat girl with a soft big belly it is fucking heaven
"'Burn my opponents and incinerate their armor'.. All will bow before me.."
Cody, needing to not sound so excited about that
Every time I see a car with “impeach Obama” or “not a liberal” for a bumper sticker I always think “that must be a middle aged or older white man” and then I catch up and look in the driver’s window and I am always fucking right
Okay so ever since my surgery I sometimes get itches on the inside of my belly and it sucks so much because I can’t do anything about them